I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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