I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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