I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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