i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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