hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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