How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
