Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
are you so shy because you have an std?
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my shit smells like andre
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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