Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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