I cockslap morals
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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