why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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