Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Randomize
