how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Houston, we have a blender
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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