I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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