If that was your dad, he is hot
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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go home
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I think people are normalizing furries
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Randomize