Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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