i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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