She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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