I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
All I want is dick and wine.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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