okay pat passed out under dana's car
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
even my farts smell like vagina
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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