Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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