So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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