I would go down on you faster than GM stock
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Randomize
