Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
