I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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