I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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