Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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