but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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