the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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