Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Randomize
