Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I could fuck to npr.
My dick has a subreddit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Randomize