i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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