YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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