how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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