when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
