Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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