Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
