Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
try to milk me bitch
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
