I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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