He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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