ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Why can't burritos get me drunk
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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