super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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