Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I wish i was in the wii world.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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