love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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