New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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