either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
