I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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