Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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