Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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