If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I love you. Go after that dick
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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