We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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