There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
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I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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