the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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