Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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