Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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