what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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